Q: Isn’t this so-called “blog” just another thinly-veiled vanity project by yet another talentless non-celebrity hoping to become briefly famous among a demographically similar group of shut-ins and basement dwellers?
A: Who said it wasn’t?

Q: Why WordPress?
A: Three words:

  1. Blogger
  2. Restraining
  3. Order

Q: Are you the “Son” or the “Dad?”
A: Both.

Q: Do you accept submissions from aspiring bloggers?
A: It all depends on the denomination.

Q: If you could describe this blog’s theme in one word, what would it be?
A: Botulism.

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: 17.368 hectares, give or take a gallon.


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